Am I old before my time? I bloody feel it! I’m only 28 this year and I’m getting fat in places I didn’t know I could get fat. I spend 5 minutes on the Wii Boxing and then the next 2 days rubbing deep heat into my shoulders. I tell you it’s not right. I even make little noises when I stand up from the sofa… I’m even scared to try a beanbag incase I look like an upturned turtle when trying to get off the damn thing.
I personally think it’s a conspiracy cause the older you get the bigger the chance you have to retain weight and the older you get the better food tastes. At this rate I’ll look like one of those fat Americans who have to wash themselves with a wet rag on a stick.
Just exercise you say? Well… no… cause that means I have to do something other than read comics and play computer games! Damn it consequences you win again.
I personally think it’s a conspiracy cause the older you get the bigger the chance you have to retain weight and the older you get the better food tastes. At this rate I’ll look like one of those fat Americans who have to wash themselves with a wet rag on a stick.
Just exercise you say? Well… no… cause that means I have to do something other than read comics and play computer games! Damn it consequences you win again.
Anyway someone pass another packet of Quavers!
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