Any film fan worth his salt can predict how these cheese fest rom-com films play out. First you meet some hardworking yet pathetic business woman stroke single mom who is unlucky in love, then chuck in some wonder chin hunk and they don’t get along at first only to fall deeply in love some 40 minutes later, oh and don’t forget the slutty best friend who tells the leading lady to “get over yourself girlfriend and blah, blah, blah”. Jesus I’ve must of seen a million of these films be it with ex girlfriends or current wife types and it’s always the same crap (normally starring Matthew McConaughey in everyone of the shitfests to date). I suspect even the woman of planet earth are getting sick of this same type of film everything and this is why I think my plan is devilishly clever.
Ladies I give you… Comicbook Movies!
Now come on before you roll your eyes and poo, poo the thought let me explain. Most of you women probably don’t even know this yet but you in fact already love this genre. Okay not comic books themselves but the movies they are based on. Pretty much ever single comic movie has some sort of tormented love story to it and always has the tormented handsome hero who sweeps in to save the tormented day. Also the men in these movies are always hunks (Erm… so I’m told…) and the women are always plain. Now howay lads how many of these female victims, sorry love interests (oh look she’s been caught by the badguys… again) would you hump given the choice of the winy useless wenches? Okay I’ll give you Alba from Fantastic Four but no one here would hump Tom Cruses demented cult ranvanged wife would they. Besides 21st century birds love a bit of on screen action and bangs as much as the blokes. And the best thing lads… no more flipping Hugh Grant and you don't have to sit through that girly crap anymore!
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