Sitting the other day me and my girlfriend were watching the TV and some hot to trot actress was on the telly in a rather low cut dress. “Stop looking at her boobs” my beloved said to me “you’re getting married and you shouldn’t be looking at other women’s chests.” Now being a bloke I recognise the signs when your girlfriend is on her “special week” and says random crap to start a fight cause she’s in a bad mood and to make it worse you’re sat minding your own business. So my answer? Well I wanted to say…
“big tits, small tits, bouncy tits, droopy tits, pointy tits, tits in a wonderbra, or tits in a sports bra. Tits all covered, tits free, brown tits, pink tits, yellow tits, plastic or real tits, 2D, 3D or bloody virtual reality. Babe, stick a pair in front of me and I’ll stare the eyeballs off them.”
…but I didn’t I just said “yes babe” and smiled until she put the kitchen knife down.
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