I’m in a bad mood and I’ve decided that instead of ranting at some undeserving person I’m going to rant on here to calm myself. Here’s the top 4 things that get on my damn tits!
At Number One:
D***head old people who call work thinking that because they are 108 they have the god given right to speak to anyone younger with little or no respect. Look you morons I didn’t break your heating system, I didn’t smash your blood cupboards or kill your flipping dog… I’m just a voice on the end of the phone!! Who the hell do you think you are to scream at be incredibly rude to a stranger whose job it is to help you?! My god your generation was meant to be the polite one! I’m thankful you killed Nazi’s so I can “live in a free country” but it doesn’t give you the right to go on like a plank.
At Number Two:
To all you f****wits who can’t park. You’ve all been there before, you’re going around and around the car park to find a spot as its packed then you spot at a distance a gap only to find some tool has parked in both bays…. And normally it’s a **** in a BMW X5 to boot. What tool would think to himself “screw it, its busy but hell I’ll just park like this” personally I think we should be able to ram his car or at the very least fire bomb his house… harsh? You’re damn right!
At Number Three:
24 hour news coverage… guess what? It seems that in a world of 6 billion people and a couple of hundred countries all with interesting stuff happening the only important thing these idiots seem to cover is some reporter covering a shop door in New York with some bored looking anchor saying “we believe Paris Hilton has been in there for an hour now looking to buy some socks… we’ll keep you updated” why keep me updated? I don’t care if she was set on fire by elephants. Do you remember when you were a kid and it came up on the telly “Breaking News” and the whole family would stop to see what would happen because back then it was always something important… now on these 24 hour news channels the “Breaking News” is normally some rubbish like Amy whinehouse fell over. I hate them, I hate everyone of them it’s all useless s*** or at worst it’s the latest fear story “Local Muslim man ruins Disco crisps… he’ll be coming for you next”. Oh **** off!
At Number Four:
Younger more attractive people. I hate these with a passion only a poet could write. I hate their fun loving not a care in the world ways, there skinny fitting clothes from Topman and they way they have random sex with other young attractive people while I get fatter and fatter and buy my clothes from ASDA cause it’s “cheap and they do some decent stuff”. I hate their new music… what’s wrong with Oasis you little sods? And I hate and I mean hate these blokes who straighten their hair and wear fake tan… my god you’re a man for all that’s holy, stop taking care of yourself and have an egg sandwich!
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